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Hello!  My name, obviously, is John Nemo. Until I get to know you, I prefer just Nemo. There’s, like, a gazillion Johns in here—and that’s not counting toilets or guys in for soliciting prostitutes. I’m 6’2” and weigh about 225 pounds. No “Mrs. Nemo” or any little ones yet but hopefully somday.

To avoid this being another completely generic inmate ad, I’m going to let you in on my dark secret:  I’m a nerd.  I love RPG’s, comic books, video games, and anime and manga (yes including hentai). Most of what I watch and read is fantasy, sci-fi, or horror. I’m a fan of The Walking Dead, Face Off, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Robot Chicken. I’m an artist and wannabe writer and game designer. I like conversations about big stuff (the spiritual ramifications of quantum physics, over-affluence in America) and little stuff (who’d win—Spiderman vs. Wolverine?). Cooking and eating are also great loves of mine. I enjoy walking and exercising too…which is good, given all the cooking and eating!

I work as a mentor in the Supportive Living Services unit here in the prison. I help inmates who have mental disabilities, brain damage or other special needs. I do things like help read or write letters, remind guys to pick up their medications and act as a liaison to staff. Many times I just listen. I’m also close to finally earning my Associates of Arts Degree in college.

Dislikes?  Smoking. Drugs. Criminal mentality. Rap music. Parasites (literal and figurative). Slugs. Slugs freak me out. It’s weird because snails don’t bother me…but I digress. Humor-deficient individuals…..

I would like to take a moment to say that this is my first and last time in prison. I accept full responsibility for my crime. I regret what I did, not that I got caught. I hurt a lot of people back then with my actions, including my family and friends. None of them deserved it and I have zero interest in ever hurting anybody else.

I could tell you what a great guy I am but why not get to know me and make  your own decision? I’m excited to meet some new friends all around the world. So, if we have some stuff in common, please drop me a line and a photo and we’ll see what develops!

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John Nemo #166505
MCF - Lino Lakes
7525 4th Avenue
Lino Lakes, MN 55014-1099 USA

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About John
Astrological Sign: Sagittarius Marital Status Single Seeking Prayer Partners: No
Correspond Overseas: Yes Race: Caucasian Sex: Male
Date of Birth: 12/7/1970 - 47 Religion: Pagan Sexual Orientation: Straight
Eyes: Blue Seeking Donations: No Institutional Email: Corrlinks
Hair: Brown Seeking Education: Yes Profile Started On: 11/1/2013
HomeTown: Minneapolis, MN Seeking Legal Help: No Profile Ends On: 6/1/2018
Incarceration Information
Earliest Release Date:09/02/2021On Death Row:NoServing Life Sentence:Yes
Latest Release Date:2091Incarcerated Since:1991Incarcerated For:See Crime

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This inmate is not seeking legal aid. This inmate has expressed an interest in pursuing his/her education. To help, please start by printing our Self-help Guide, Back to School. Education is a great topic to discuss in a letter to this inmate as well! This inmate is willing to correspond with pen-pals from outside of the United States. Traditional Sagittarius Traits: Optimistic and freedom-loving, jovial and good-humored, honest and straightforward, intellectual and philosophical. has verified to the best of our ability that this is an authentic photo. We verify photos with the DOC websites whenever the option is available. We are not forensic experts, so this is always a best judgment call from our staff. Remember, some photos may be old because the inmate does not have the resources to provide a current photo.

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