I have been known to set my farts alight for the entertainment of guests at a party.
(Probably the only foible I share with Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.)
...However, ... a tuppenny bunger up the clacker? ... Never in a milliion years!

No, i am sure not his smartest move, just hope the jewels weren't damaged too much......silly bugga......LOL

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I like what was said but it will always be a few "dickheads" that screw it up for everyone else inside or out of prison.

Just today my mate shared how he was suppose to go view and order the pics of last week's recent "cultural" event and because he was talking to me instead, he missed movement so was doing it today. In the mean time some "dickhead" stole a few of the pics, so now the CO's are pissed and will not be putting copies up, so it is bad luck for the rest of them. I asked why would someone do that? His reply "it's prison, that's just what some people do" amongst a few other words.