"I traffic drugs in the service of my tribal subjects." Must be the most self-serving defence ever.
I am a tribal chief not a drug dealer, accused tells Sydney court

when I first read your post, i thought "well isn't that normal?"
As a Carlos Castaneda's work avid reader, i pictured some Bushman carrying peyotl to perform some ritual.
And then i read the link you posted. Indeed!!! that's quite a story invented by Nigerian guy who get caught.
All i can say is that french saying "le ridicule ne tue pas" which means "Being ridiculous doesn't kill you". But in this case it will surely leads you to do some time...