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1. Get 24 ...
15 Things . . . .
15 things to do at Wal-Mart, K-Mart, or Target while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts while they're not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Housewares dept. to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and say, in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'Caution - Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the Camping dept. and tell other shoppers to get pillows from the Bedding dept. and come on in.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look directly into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask a clerk if they know where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the Auto dept., practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it say "pick me, pick me!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "oh no, it's those voices again!"
And last, but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and then yell loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"
hahahahahaha this is great = just make sure that no-one in here has family/friends working in walmart - you might get into trouble for taking the piss outta the shop.. GREAT !! i love this!!
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