A tramp walks into a bar and asks for a ****tail stick. Puzzled the barman hands him a stick. A second tramp walks in with the same request. Again the puzzled barman gives the tramp a ****tail stick.
When a third tramp walks in, the barman asks 'I suppose you want a ****tail stick too?'
'No I want a straw thanks'
'A straw?' asks the barman. 'What for?'
Tramp says 'well theres a pool of sick outside but all the the lumpy have gone'.

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