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 Plan on adopting A Feline? New, Fill Out this application. APPLICATION FOR CAT OWNERSHIP Your Name: Name of Spouse: Address of home I will be assuming: Square footage of home: Total Sq. Ft. of human sleeping quarters (referred hereinafter as 'Servants Quarters')(Not to exceed 5% of home sq. footage): My sleeping quarters will be (circle one): - On a cat bed. - On your bed. (referred hereinafter as 'my' bed) - On the floor. - On the furniture. - On the stairs. - In the garage. - Anywhere I want. No. of human children in my home: No. of children who might pull my tail: Previous cat experience (circle all that apply): - I have recently owned one or more cats. - I was recently owned by one or more cats. - Fed a cat. - Been slept on by a cat. - Cleaned a litter box. - Bathed a cat. - Been scratched by a cat. - Picked cat fur off my clothes. - Picked cat fur out of my eyes. - Accidentally ran over a cat. - Allergic to cats. - Chased cats out of yard. - Cleaned up cat puke. - Stepped in a hairball. Any Canines in residence? (circle one): - No - No Have you ever had a cat run away from this address in the last three years? If yes, please explain yourself: Your Expected salary (circle one): - $200 weekly - $100 weekly - Nothing, just the satisfaction of knowing you took me in. - You pay me for living with you. Location of litter box (circle one): Laundry Room Living Room Garage Bathroom Dining Room Pantry Nook Kitchen None (outside) Cat will have outside privileges? (circle one): - Yes - Yes Cat will be de-clawed? (circle one): - No - No Servant names (List all dwellers of home, including yours): Breakfast will be served not later than (circle one): 6am 6am 6am 6am 6am 6am Dinner will be served (circle one-careful, there is only one right answer): - 5pm - 6pm - 7pm - Upon demand. - Eat what's left over from breakfast. Menu (circle all that apply): - Friskies - Whiskas - 9-Lives - Meat Loaf - BBQ Chicken - Filet Mignon - Tournados with Bearnaise - Roti De Porc Poele - Filet of Fish Poached in Wine Sauce - Shoulder of Lamb - Veal Prince Orloff - Sauteed Scallops - Salmon Pate Desserts (circle all that apply): - Pounce - Twinkies - Donuts - Ice Cream - Spongecake - Strawberries in Bavarian Cream - Caramel Almond Custard - Chocolate Mousse - Vanilla Sauce Souffle - Upside Down Apple Tart - Crepes with Orange Butter - Three Butter Cream cake Please list 3 references that may be contacted. (no dogs please)  Thanks !!!
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07-07-2009, 05:37 PM
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| Re: Plan on adopting A Feline? I love this!! Just printed it off to send to my Grandmother who just adores cats..and is completly and utterly owned by her Siamese  Thanks! C xo
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