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Old 05-27-2009, 12:32 PM
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

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Wine = Health,
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Crap...

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hhahaha cheers
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This reminds me of the old joke. Someone asked the famous
W.C. Fields why don't you ever just drink water he said
because: Fish f**k in it.
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That will make me feel better when I pull out the corkscrew later. LOL
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Wine = Health,
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Crap...

"There is no need to thank me for this valuable information": I'm doing it as a public service.

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