What is the most embarassing thing that happen to you?

My most embarassing moment would have to be when I done the two years in juvie lock up, they let female officers strip search male inmates, it was rare but lucky me was one of them, and she was just way hot and I felt intimidated I must of turn seven shades of red through process....Now try to out due that one....

It was a funny and embarrassing moment. My son was going for his 2 weeks check up after birth I told the nurse he had to pee she told me no he didn't being his mother and watching when I changed his pamper I knew when my son was ready too pee needless to say I removed his pamper and he cut loose all over the nurse and the walls. He is still known as the Little Man with the water hose pressure pee lol

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Mine would have to be:

Having total privacy with 10ft brick walls around the yard, it was a sunny hot beautiful day, I took a lawn chair to the backyard and laid out in the sun so relaxed and began to fall asleep, completely relaxed and content. Great day for a tan and the sun just relaxes the bodys muscles.

My then German Shepard, started growling I heard in the fog of half in and out of sleep, and another noise that was not familar, very odd sound I had never heard before. I half opened my eyes and in the glare of the sun a hot air ballon was just very low above me, all four in it smiling and waving and laughing down to me.

I was lying there and just froze, and they came down on the street behind us, while they did I took off running in the house, and was really red in the face and not from the sun, I was in the raw until then, not ever thinking of a darn air balloon !!!!

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i was looking for my bike on the outside ,mom whas in the frontdoar so i asked her have you seen my bike........she never laugh so hard as than because i had my bike in my hand.
i felt so stuppit

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be nice to the people on your way up,because you will meet them again on your way down

I live with a roommate. And i was sick, i had to let to check my urine. The doctor said do your urine in a tiny plastic thing. Duh......! I was searching in the house, but couldnt find anything. I asked my roommate for a tiny plastic box or what.
He said, in the badroom there is an empty lenses kit, you may have that one, the one with the blue label. Later that day in the badroom i saw two kits, and they both where kinda bleu. So i took the one which looked the less bleu ish. And brought it to the doc.
Well i was doing okay, doc said......
But with so many colours blue.....the next day my roommate couldn't find his lenses..

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Beneath the make up & Behind the smile
I'm just a girl who wishes for the world
(Marilyn Monroe)

My youngest daughter, now 17 at her first day at school was the cause of mine.
Imagine the scene, there i was waiting at the school gates for her to come out of school. It was in an area with a lot of very well to do people. I didn't know anyone as we had recently moved there.
The doors opened and out runs my daughter, holding the hand of another little girl.
At the top of her voice, so that people in the next town could hear she shouted,
''Mummmy, Mummy, look i have a new friend, her name is Emily and she is a Lesbian just like you ''
She then went on to say , ''but her birthday is 25th September and not 30th.
She meant to say Libran pmsl
OMG, i didn't know where to put my face, i am not a lesbian and i don't have a problem with anyones sexuality. But the other mums faces were a picture. There was a noticable move away from me lol
But everyone went into complete hysterics and we all became great friends, what an ice breaker hey.
Hugs
Carol
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I had lost a bunch of weight and my paints fell down in school as I was walking through the hallway.

*pants, rather