A - AlcoholThe key to surviving college.B - BeerThe most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.C - ClassWhat you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.D - DancingA favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.E - EmergencyThe keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.F - ****ed UpSignified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.G - GamesAnything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers.H - Hang-overReminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.I - IdiotThe guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.J - JailWhere you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home.K - KissingWhat you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.L - LordPerson you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.M - MoneyThat which you no longer have due to too much partying.N - Not Again!What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know.O - Oh ****!What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.P - PeeWhat you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer.Q - QuiltWhat you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.R - ReformWhat you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet.S - SexWhat you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.T - TenThe number of beers it takes to get drunk.U - UnderageMost of the drinking population in college town.V - VodkaThe mother of all alcohol and the best way to get drunk in an hour.W - WormThe part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.X - X-RayHow they can see into your stomach before they pump it.Y - YourselfThe one who drinks way too much every weekend.Z - ZonedHow you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking.

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Hey I thought the drinkers alphabet went:

A, B, C....E.....J??...W?....15?....um....no really I'm fine to drive....zzzzz

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