The silent treatment ....

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would
find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece
of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may
have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

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Yes, men were definitely the "rough draft" . . . LOL

Ha!! Would Miranda do that?????
LOL (jus kidding)
MrB