To the lighter side of life"

A little boy wanted a 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but,nothing happened.

Then he decided to write to GOD,,, a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities rec'd the letter addressed to: GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had it sent thru Washington D.C and,as usual, those idiot's deducted $95.00 !!

We Yanks love to pass the blame. What other country can boost of three lawyers for every citizen? We come up with the best reasons to blame others for our own problems.

Here's a small one...

If I die while my old wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, sending u all this joke ... I want you all to blame Bill Gates,,,OK?

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I love that one lol

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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
~ Leo Buscaglia