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| Well winter is coming in fast and living where I do we're having the beautiful show of changing leaves etc. My puppy Taz had his operation (the snip so to speak) and has calmed down a lot which is great - plenty of room for improvement mind you but he's getting there The only big change that seems to be approaching is that youngest son is thinking of moving back home for awhile due to the cost of living right in the middle of a city - way too expensive. Never mind I can do more of my 'mummy' bit and make sure he's well looked after. Last time we went to the flat I opened the fridge and all he had in there were cans of beer and some chocolate!! So life goes on, my one pal who was in Washington has been moved to Minnesota and he hates it. But he said he's trying to look at the good points or at least he will when he finds some Anyway I just thought I would drop a few lines in to kind of play catch up, been looking after one year old granddaughter Ruby a fair bit lately and boy does she have some energy unlike her Nan who has none LOL Time for breakfast me thinks - oh yeah the diet is still going well and I've lost almost 2 stone, do I feel better for it, yeah course I do but damn am I missing my chocolate
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| Mo, i just wanted to say.....CONGRATULATIONS....on your weight loss. That is an awesome achievement. You should be really proud of yourself. You have the start of winter, and for us it is the coming of summer. The kids got out of the pool around 7pm last night, that is how warm it is here. I love the seasons with all the different smells they bring. In summer the smells of BBQ's, the rain, the spring flower scents. I'm a sucker for the outdoors. Just as well since i live where you have that life style.
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| Thank you, I joined slimming world with my daughter in law and only really did it to keep her company but as soon as the weight started to go I figured I might as well get into it properly. Not to the point of being obsessed over everything I eat but to the point where I gave up all the rubbish I used to eat. It actually wasn't as hard as I thought it would be (smile) ![]() ![]()
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| The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Helpwith Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited
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| Little Computer Prayer Every evening As I'm laying here in bed This tiny little prayer Keeps running through my head God bless my mom and dad And bless my little pup And look out for my brother When things aren't looking up And God, there's one more thing I wish that you could do Hope you don't mind me asking But please bless my 'puter too?? Now I know that's not normal To bless a mother board But just listen a second While I explain to you, my Lord You see, that little metal box Holds more than odds & ends Inside those small compartments Rest hundreds of my 'BEST FRIENDS' Some it's true I've never seen And most I've never met We've never exchanged hugs Or shared a meal as yet... I know for sure they like me By the kindness that they give And this little scrap of metal is how I travel to where they live By faith is how I know them Much the same as you I share in what life brings them From that our friendship grew "PLEASE" take an extra minute From your duties up above To bless this scrap of metal That's filled with so much love!
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