25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms &
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then
you forward it t to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it
& do the same.

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LMAO too funny. I am all of those. Except the Weather Channel one. I would still rather watch paint dry. :P

I love these that great

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Great and so true. I also find growing older I consider other peoples advice instead of telling them totake a hike..... and i say sorry more often and can't stay up so late even when chatting in wap.... Also don't like those knickers we wear sometimes to hold tummy and bottom in....

Holy hell, just shoot me now. All of them apply, except weather channel, i don't have it on my basic cable, but i do have a weather foracast program on my desktop.

SCott

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Raingods with Zippo's, a tin man rusts away and slowly falls apart,
Raingods with Zippo's and all he leaves behind a bleeding broken heart.
-Fish-

Well, kiss my sorry ass ..LOL

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Doh! I shoulda removed #26 lol

I was reading the list saying..."does this really make me old"....

Heck half of them apply to me lol

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just a thought, you realise you are getting older when u fancy men that look like your father or fancy men with grey hair....... someone here mite know what i am referring too, private joke, oh those mature guy....

I'm " whooped,,, been forwarding this all day, to all the old folks with sorry ass's too..........))

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i dropped a penny today and just left it there-it was too much trouble just to bend down and pick ir up...wheres that nursing home list?

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Raingods with Zippo's, a tin man rusts away and slowly falls apart,
Raingods with Zippo's and all he leaves behind a bleeding broken heart.
-Fish-