Expressions For Women On High-Stress Days

1. You - off my planet.
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren't asleep.
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.

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They say NOBODY is perfect so just call me NOBODY

Somebody brought this to work.... it made our day.)

# 7,13 and 15 are me lol

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3,5 and 18 are me.
Heck I think some women drink the stuff and then it comes out the pores of their skin......yuk

And men's comments to these are......"Did you say something?"

Wouldn't it be more correct to say things women say when they have PMS? Just a mans two cents.

I like #2 - not the brightest crayon in the box.