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Old 08-14-2003, 11:20 PM
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I thought I'd share this in case somebody thinks their penpal would enjoy reading this. When I first read it I laughed and thought 'go Ricky'! Then I thought how sad to have someone do this to you when you are fighting for your country.

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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky



The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:



Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky
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Old 08-14-2003, 11:26 PM
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Lmao... That was cute. I am going to copy and send to some of my pen pals. Thanks!! :0) Have a great night all!!
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funny....
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Funny stuff!!!
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That is so funny! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-15-2003, 06:41 AM
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Way to go Ricky.....
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Old 08-15-2003, 07:28 AM
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Gutsy, I lkies it.
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Old 08-15-2003, 09:20 AM
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I love it! I perfect comeback.
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omg,lol when i first read t his, i was like, sheesh, that is kind of rude, but what a great cone back
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