The young son asked his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
His dad sighed and replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will have to find out anyway, so here goes:"
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to accept a file downloaded from my hard drive. As soon as I started to upload the file, we both realized that neither of us had used a firewall, but by then it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity and it seemed to be from a self-extracting file which had implanted itself in her
BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"

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