Help Wanted
Female correspondence needed. Accepting all applicants for chance of a lifetime! Duties; require that you be honest, sincere, and open to an extraordinary friendship. Also must be willing to expand your horizons and embark on a foreign journey. In return you shall be compensated with honesty, respect, and friendship that will have you content and happy. I promise to honor and respect the true essence of your womanhood.
Should you apply for this position then you must expect to be placed on a pedestal and allow me to share my experiences with you. Hopefully in time you will feel comfortable enough to do the same, and our friendship can grow. I love to try new things and I'm not afraid to fail. Pretty much I'm an opportunist with a larger than life personality. My thirst for life is never diminished because of my present situation; if anything it has grown and this is one of the major reasons for reaching out to meet new friends through this ad.
Hopefully this has enticed your desire to write me. I will be awaiting to hear your response. So quit sitting there and get up and take advantage of this special opportunity to build a forever lasting friendship. Remember this though; life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others. It doesn't matter where you go in life. It’s who you have besides you.
From Yours Truly,
Someone Very Genuine