“Countdown`till I Come Home”
I haven’t talked to a female in five long years;
this isn’t nice but all this female deprivation
is only a blessing in disguise!
I’m now God`s Gift to a good woman…..
smart and wise, I now understand females
are God`s Greatest Creation!!
They deserve to be pampered,
taken on vacation …..
Looks and weight aren’t an issue with me;
it’s what’s inside that counts, not the outside.
I’ll never mis-use you, no need for a tissue!
Smile….one happy day we could be together as one……
“Till then, send me a letter, it will be fun!”