Hi! I’m the one! The “Ouch, he’s so fine” One. The One! The One who is captivating your thoughts, The One! The One who is the cause of your smile, The One! You know, T-H-E-O-N-E-E-N-O-E-H-T, The One!
Right now I’m not convicted, but the State of Massachusetts is trying to put me in prison for the rest of my life, have me die in prison, and bury me under the prison. I’m in need of a good woman, and an even better friend.
But seriously, no head games, no heartaches, you won’t be disappointed for I’m “The One” for you.
5’10 ½” 187 pounds, slim build, very physically fit, dark brown complexion, thick eyebrows, long eyelashes, dimples, washboard abs, open-minded, understanding, compassionate, fun loving, honest, and outgoing.
Truly, I am