Who are you going to chose to write? Some guy trying to con their way into your heart or some bleeding heart professing to have changed his ways?
I don’t need to con my way into your heart and I am definitely not a bleeding heart. I will be up front and to the point!
In case you are wondering I am a convict. I have the belief of my convictions and I live and will die by them. I am also loyal to a fault and very genuine.
I am looking for someone who will take the time out of their day to share some snail mail with me. I am tall, rich and blindingly handsome! Well, I didn’t say I was honest! Ha, ha!
Take five minutes out of your day and I will reward you with humor and a pleasant response. I have never tried a pen pal site before now but I saw how my fellow inmates were reaching out and I thought my witty repertoire has got to be better! Ha, ha!
Oh, yeah, I am very, very humble!