Hey what’s up? Thanks for stopping by to check out my ad. My name is Bryan. I’m 29 years old, and have been locked up for aggravated manslaughter. But please don’t let that give you the wrong idea about what type of person I am. It was an unfortunate mistake I made when I was just a kid. The man I’ve grown up to be is very caring, intelligent, humorous and understanding. I love to listen, and love to make people laugh. I’m very laid back and down-to-earth. And I also love animals.
These past 14 years I’ve had very little contact with the free world. For the last four years almost none. So I would really like to reconnect. I really don’t have a preference, so please feel free to write me. I promise I will respond to your letter.
Thanks again for stopping. I’ll be waiting to hear from you.