Attention All Ladies Worldwide,
Finally, I’m here!!! A humble man, seeking friends…
My name is Randall Burrell and, ladies, my only expectations of you are that you be ready to experience a good natured, authentic, fun loving, 40 years young, Black man who welcomes all women, no matter size, color, racial background or ideology. Here’s your open invitation to take an expedition that you’ve only dreamed about. The key is that I’m knowledgeable of what it is that ladies want. You want men to listen to what you have to say! Well it will be very beneficial for us to band together and acquaint ourselves with each other.
The groundwork has been done so all you legitimate, grown ladies, with that keen sense and the capacity to understand and accept my current situation please contact me, your liberal minded man of humanity. Like peanut butter and bread, we can jell. So to all you ladies that are intrigued by this letter its no time to be cautious. Now is the time to respond. So ladies, until we correspond, I sit thinking of your smile!
Here’s looking at you girls (ladies),
Mr. Randall Burrell