Greetings from Federal Prison…”aka”, The Belly of the Beast, or what some contemptuously refer to as “Club Fed”, as if we’re chugging champagne and playing golf all day. However, unlike its sister company “Club Med”, the price for admission is not money. You must first pass a background check where a felony is not frowned upon, it’s actually a right of entry. So, in essence, it’s rather on an exclusive club- a country club for criminals, if you will…
Anyway, who really gives a crap about social standings and all that hierarchy pecking order nonsense. What are we in the friggen Serengeti…waiting for our turn to get a drink at the watering hole?
Shall we discuss something more pleasant, more interesting, like you for instance. What blows your hair back and captures and holds your attention? And I’m not referring to your favorite color, although it’s probably purple, that’s normally everyone’s. I’m interested in your dreams, and are you pursuing them or are they getting chased away by the daylight of derangement. What makes you tick? What drives you? What’s inside that you’re holding back?
I’ll also be equally open, please feel free to interrogate me… I’m also quite comfortable under cross examination and please feel free to “Google me”, and what they left out, I’ll fill in, well most everything! I’m in no rush to get any new indictments- just kidding?
I really don’t mind sharing my personal history or feelings and I’m hoping you won’t be secretive with me, - kinda like the adult version; I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.
Well, in closing thank you for taking the time to at least pursue my slightly eccentric ad…I will not pre-judge any responses and will respond to all!