WARNING!!! You are about to enter The "ADORABLE ZONE"...
Anything that is communicated between us may cause your heart to swell with joy and/or lead to severe anticipation of hearing from me again. If this occurs, DO NOT PANIC!!! The only Antidote is to keep writing to me so that in getting to know you, I will be informed how to proceed. If at any point you should become overwhelmed with laughter and encouragement just breathe, raise your hands above your head and enjoy the ride like you would a roller coaster.
In recent studies there have been many severe cases of contentment and smiling reported. Should severe contentment and smiling occur repeatedly, rest assured that you have been diagnosed correctly and the prescription I suggest would be ME. If at any point you are unhappy with your prescription, please notify me so that I can adjust your doses accordingly. In my 12 years of studying "The lonely heart" in this environment, the only remedy that I have found to start the healing process is a HUGE, REGULAR DOSE OF FRIENDSHIP!!! I look forward to our first appointment.
In case of loneliness, a bad day, depression, or just in need of a big smile on your face: Take (2) of my pictures and look at them 2 times a day for 5 days until symptoms subside. Repeat as needed.
Disclaimer: Any and all claims made stating this content is adorable in any way was only an attempt to pull at your heartstrings to read my profile. If any claims that were made are untrue in my attempt at "Adorable-Ness" please contact my "I Made You Smile Dept." by writing me. (smile)
"It's said God allows sorrow to TEST US, yet that is not the case. He allows sorrow to EDUCATE US."