Seeking Female Friends
Go figure, right? I mean, obviously I’m not seeking killer deals on car insurance or magical “butt firming” shoes. Neither does me any good. (especially the shoes). The last thing I need is a firmer butt in a prison full of men! I’m sure you catch my drift. Now that I’ve got you laughing, let’s please continue….
I am looking for a pen-pal and some stimulating conversation. I’ll assume you’re searching also. If you’re lonely, or tired of jerks, then confide in me. You’re mildly entertained at the moment. Imagine what I can give you in letters. Not to mention poetry, artwork and other appreciated gifts. You will be treated excellent. I’m a great listener, a hidden gem for sure. If that isn’t enough, then check out this bonus…you’ll never wonder where the hell I am, because….I can’t go anywhere! JACKPOT!! How’s that for stress-free?
Now ladies, I would really like to meet some of you who live in other countries, you’re very exotic and intriguing. But for those American girls, you know I adore your beauty.
The mailman hasn’t had anything for me lately. But the power to change that is in your hands. Help me defeat this postal beast by sending a letter. I’m a solid and strong-minded man, educated and purpose-driven. But also, carefree and easy-going. I’ve owned a successful business and always made good money. I’m everything you want, or need. So try us out.
Bye for now!