STOP!!!! You must read this ad!! This is a limited time offer! Not available in stores! No, this offer won't cost you 3 easy payments of $19.99. This offer is available to you for only the cost of 1 Stamp! Yes, that's right 1 stamp!
So, I know you're asking yourself, "What will I be getting for 1 stamp”? First, let me tell you what won't be getting!
I can't give you 6 minute abs, I don't slice or dice. I can't remove spots on clothing, I can't reduce wrinkles, or make acne disappear and I can't whiten teeth!
Hey, you can’t expect me to do any of the above for 1 stamp. (smile). However, for 1 stamp, I can offer laughter, friendship, corresponded, and a chance to see how wonderful life can truly be!
If you're not completely satisfied with our correspondence, I'll personally send you a 1 stamp refund. This is a risk free offer! So act now! Supplies are limited!
We've all seen those infomercials at one time or another; we all wonder if the products really work. We all at one time or another want to believe there is a quick easy way to our problems. Truth is anything worth having takes time and effort. If these products truly worked wouldn't we all be walking around with ripped abs and pearly whites? Friendships are hard to come by, especially in prison. It takes time to get to know someone and to fully trust someone. All I'm asking is that you take a little time out to get to know me.
I'm a kind, honest, caring, no games kind of guy. I'm 6'2", 190 pounds, love sports, reading, writing and I love to laugh.
I hope to hear from you!