Hello my name is Mark. I enjoy going to the hole for the free room service. To exercise I flood my cell and make the guards call the goon squad to extract me. It gets a little messy and they beat me up pretty good, but it's a great workout. Kidding.

I like doing artwork such as tattooing, drawing, and painting. I read and exercise regularly to keep my mind and body sharp. I also like learning about my northern European ancestry. I'm a city boy who likes country music. I love all red meats and homemade cookies. I like camping and fishing and I can't wait to get back out into the wilderness.

So I did this website because I have been locked up 10 years and get out in a few months. I'm trying to pass some time and get my mind back on the street. Reintegrate a little.  When I get out I plan to eventually open a tattoo shop. I realize life is short and I want to have some fun and live life for what it's worth. This time I am going legit.

If you write me I hope you are up for a laugh. I'm a jokester, so if you can't take a little sarcasm or are all up tight then maybe you'd prefer writing someone else. And if you are a gay man please write to someone else.

Thanks. Hope you have a good day.